Dream Catcher

sorry this is a long one

"I had a dream about you last night..." 86% of my stories start that way. But you see, pretty much anyone who has hung out with me for longer than a day knows this. The reason: my dreams always consist of real people. Very few of my dreams are like, "yeah me and a group of totally random strangers formed a union and stormed the white house." No no my dreams are, but of course, always interesting and strange and usually do not make sense, however, they always involve people who I am hanging out with at the time. The best part about having dreams almost every night is that the next day I get to tell the person in my dream that they were in fact part of that particular dream and I get to witness a glorious reaction.

Nic: SWEET TELL ME TELL ME

Breezy: Oh Boy....Hey yeah I had a dream about you too!

Danny Boy: ;) We won't tell Bri

Kris:...HAHA what was it?

Shan Man: KRISTI!!!!

Cam: You would

Tay Tay: Naturally

Lay: Again..

Crat/Lash: Was JB there too?

The Fam: What else is new?

                           -Mookie: Did I die?

To which I laugh and explain with intimate detail the contents of my dream that night. Herein lies the question. What happens when you have a dream about a total stranger and then you see this total stranger. Do you tell him/her? Yes. Yes you do, well I do, okay I did. The other night I had a dream that I was in a Karate class and there were only two students. Him and Me. We fought each other and then he designed a website for us. People came from all over the world to see us fight each other as well as random people. We made heaps of money and then I woke up. So I thought, yeah yeah that's a normal dream for me - whateves. BUT THEN I SAW THE OTHER KARATE STUDENT. I saw him at school. Mind you I had never seen him or spoken to him before but regardless of what "social skills" say are acceptable I walked up to him and said:

"Hey I had a dream about you last night." 

He then says to me "I'm sorry what? Do I know you"

Me- "No"

Him-"Oh good I was worried"

I did not know whether to take offense to that or not, so I dismissed it and I told him my dream. Afterward he looked at me and then said

"Thank you, I think" and walked away

Now comes the hard part. I had a dream about a week ago about a boy that I do know. He is in one of my classes and I really like him. Breezy always says to me, "Cait, you do not like him yet because you have not talked to him, you just have a crush on his face" (she's right but don't ever ever tell her). But the only convo I have ever had with this boy was when I was signing up for classes while laying on the floor.

The boy says to me- "Comfy?"

Girl- (really high pitched awkward and nervous laugh) "TOTES!"

Boy- "You look it" then he walked into the bathroom which I did not realize I was laying next to.

Clearly we know each other but not well enough to tell him I had a dream about him. But it is killing me leaving this dream untold. It was not a good dream either - it started off horribly. He and I were paired up in class (against his will) and assigned to go on a date. We went with his best friend and his girlfriend. This kid, lets say Jack, was malicious and down right rude to me. His best friend told me to not to sweat it, and that he would come around. Jack then says, "yeah Cait it's like you don't even know me at all." Then he and I started to date and we went to do laundry together every week...So knowing how I feel about him I clearly can not walk up to him and tell him about this dream I had about him because I don't want him to automatically think I'm creepy. I need him to figure it out on his own, and in slow and minimal doses.

How..

The other night Nic and I were hanging out baking cookies! I got a text message from one Mr. Scott Balls. Ha yeah that's his real name - good one right? He tells us that he is having a game night and that we are invited. Nic and I were right in the middle of our little project so we could not very well just up and leave - OUR COOKIES WOULD BURN! So we continued to bake for our friends Cam, Tay, and Lay. They were so sweet to us on our camping trip, and they got us back in time for Breezy's bridal shower. Yeah...silly for us to go but we had a good time. I digress...I do that a lot....It gets to be about ten thirtyish and Nic and I decide to grace Scott and the others with our presence at said "game night."

We called Scott and asked how the game night was going. He said it was over and everyone had left except Jeff and Mike. Little did he know we were making this call from outside of his house. We then preceded to ask if we could use the bathroom and by "we" I mean Nic asked. He said sure, so we walked up to his house. I got to the door and things looked dark inside. Nic told me to just walk into the house and I, being so willing to do anything I'm told, grabbed the handle and marched inside.

A dog came around the corner...Scott does not have a dog....It smelled like smoke.....Scott does not smoke.....It was then that we realized that we were in the wrong house. ONCE AGAIN I say "we" when I really mean ME. I turned around to see Nic walking away...no no let me rephrase RUNNING AWAY, SPRINTING AWAY, GETTING THE HECK OUT OF DODGE while I was caught up with a massive blood hound snatching at my toes! I finally wrestled the dog to the ground and got the door closed! We both booked it down the street...and next door...to Scott's house. Oops. Once safe inside Nic and I bust up laughing. We look at each other and say in perfect unison "TYPICAL US!"

THE HUNGER GAMES BABY

Stay with me on this one team its going to be a long one. BUT there will be mostly pictures so....yeah. Nic, Tay Tay and I read "The Hunger Games" around the same time. Most of our discussions for that month revolved around that topic. We heard they (The Hollywood Bigshots) were making this epic book into a movie. Tons of people on the internet sent in submissions for which actor they thought should play which part. Fact of the matter is they are all wrong. Here is my Hunger Games cast...the Original and Final Cast.

Mind you there are more than one choice for most of the parts. But they are in order of my favorites for each part. Feel free to give your opinion in the comments

First of all the Main Character - our Beloved

 KATNISS EVERDEEN!

#1 Camilla Belle

 Tay's idea...kinda

#2 Mila Kunis

#3 Nina Dobrev

PEETA MELLARK

#1 Alex Pettyfer 

#2 Garrett Hedlund

#3 Hunter Parrish

GALE HAWTHORN

#1 Matt Cohen 

#2 Steven Strait

PRIMROSE EVERDEEN

#1 Elle Fanning 

#2 Noah Cyrus

MRS. EVERDEEN

#1 Lauren Graham

MR. EVERDEEN

#1 Gerard Butler

MR. MELLARK

#1 Michael Vartan

MRS. MELLARK

#1 Melissa Mccarthy

HAYMITCH

#1 Hugh Laurie

#2 Robert Downey Jr.

#3 Gary Busey

Effie Trinkit

#1 Kristin Chenoweth

CINNA

#1 Hugh Dancy

#2 Drew Seeley

RUE

#1 Stella Hudgensen

CATO

#1 Edward Speelers

#2 Stanislav Ianevski

CLOVE

#1 Allison Mack

#2 Brittany Snow

#3 Dianna Agron

she could be Clove or...

GLIMMER

#1 Hayden Panettiere

#2 Aly Michalka

FOXFACE

#1 Molly Quinn

#2 Evan Rachel Wood

THRESH

#1 The one and only Adrian Peterson

THE AVOX GIRL

#1 Emma Stone

#2 Rachel Hurd Wood

PRESIDENT SNOW

#1 Patrick Stewart

MADGE

(the mayor's daughter)

#1 Anasophia Robb

#2 Sophia Linkletter

THE MAYOR

#1 Jim Carrey

#2 It would be perfect if we could actually get The Mayor from The Power Puff Girls T.V Show

Tool

So I was in line at taco bell the other day. It had been a long day and I was on my way home and that is what I decided I wanted. I ordered and I pull forward. I'm not quite to the first window yet to pay. So I'm chillin' chillin' mindin' my business I looked around and I couldn't believe this. This kid inside the taco bell was starring me down though those big windows. He could not have been older than eleven years old. All of the sudden the line started to move and as I was driving away, he winked at me. HE WINKED AT ME!! I was so disgusted. They start out so young and innocent. Then big brother comes along and teaches them the way to pick up "chicks." So gross! Cam's best friend Tay Tay... (I call him this because of this video #36) he winks all the time at me. Part of me believes he does it just to peeve me. Total tool move. "The Wink" is an action associated with "The Tool." When you think of a guy who is a "tool" you think of two types of guys

#1

Mr. Wannabe

white,

usually unattractive,

finger guns,

a wife beater,

baggy pants, 

"do/don't rag"

big ugly gold cheep bling 

# 2

Mr Suave 

white,

usually a regulation hottie

nicely dressed/suit,

glasses (optional),

GQ stance or pose,

finger guns,

pretty boy crooked smile,

or 

the smolder,

Now ladies do not be fooled by this sexy exterior! Most of us would swoon at the chance to be with Mr. Suave....HE IS A TOOL he will use you for all your worth and then finger gun you down and leave you with nothing but a wink! Then Mr. Wannabe will parachute in and cut you off at the pass just as you are weak and vulnerable! Do not let this happen. These men think it is sexy to say some cheesy line give us a smile and a wink we as women will just play into their little scheme. They have to be put in their place. The wink will only get them so far in life. BOYS you cannot wink your way out of taxes, or a marriage, or a child. They are starting younger and targeting women of all ages. So hide your kids hide your wife cuz they winkin' at erybudy out her