Glam Squad

MY BEST FRIEND SINCE EIGHTH GRADE GOT MARRIED ON THURSDAY

 

This is Breezy Janae Harrison Anderson

She is my Best Friend

Kris Cait and Nic are her prep squad.

Nic did her hair 

Cait did her make up

Kris was moral support and also did my hair because it was a wreck.

I don't have any pictures from the reception but it was perfect,

these are my three best friends! Two of them are married and I couldn't be happier for them

They all mean the world to me 

I couldn't live life without them I know they will do the same for me when I get married!

I LOVE YOU GUYS

Skilled Inventor

Last night as I lay in bed I got to thinking, if I want to be a billionaire I better invent something. So I started to brain-storm. I got it! Well you have to be like super pro to play tennis. Like that sport is rarely played by amateurs. So what if I invented like a miniature tennis table that could fit in your house and could be enjoyed by all!  

Turns out it's already invented and called Ping Pong. 

Discouraged, I began to think again - what what what could I make that would be worthwhile to the enitre population of America? What about something that you could carry around with you and when it rained it would cover your head.

Yeah that idea was taken too. Under The Umbrella ella ella eh eh eh

Honestly, at this point I'm pissed...I don't know what to do at this point. THEY STOLE ALL OF MY IDEAS. I calmed myself. Well what about something to hold my hair back while I eat, you know so my hair does not get in my soup or my pasta or whatever....

One upped again. HAIR TIE

Oh yeah and Asia stole my other brain storm for that same Idea

Hand Held Paper Shreader...

yeah

Something to cary with you so you know the time without looking at your phone

A watch

What about like a clear toaster so you can make sure your toast does not burn

Seriously.

Since last night I have given up on inventing and have decided that I might as well stick to what I'm good at. 

Crocheting Belts! Nobody does that! I can sell them for like ten bucks!

 Yes you can buy those too. 

I'm done being crafty

Cartoon Kiss

Is it strange that I find Disney cartoon kisses 100 times more romantic, tender and heart felt than real human kisses? No, it's not weird and this video proves just how perfect cartoon kisses are. I would kiss a cartoon - I know that sounds weird but....let's be honest I'm kinda strange myself.

PS the best Disney cartoon kiss happens at :30 seconds.

assaulted by Grandma

A few days ago, and by a few days ago, I clearly mean like 3 months ago when school started, I was at MCC the Dobson campus sitting against a brick wall eating my lunch. A sweet older lady walks past me. She slows her walking, more so then a normal 80 year old, turns to me and says:

Grandma-Awe thats a nice seat

Me-(sweet smile) yeah it is!

Grandma-I bet I could beat you up for it

Me-(tense smile with a tiny laugh)....wait what

Grandma-yeah I bet if I mugged you, you wouldn't be sitting there

Me-(awkward and slightly nervous) haha...ha ha

I couldn't tell if she was serious or not. Was she kidding or would she really beat me up? The spot was not even that good! 96% of me thinks that I could take her, that was my first thought. Then 8% wonders if I could really hit an elderly person, and the other 15% thinks the entire situation is absurd and uncalled for. She walked away after making the comment as if it were rational commentary that could be placed in any similar situation. I can't make this stuff up. This is my life.

Explain yourself

wait what the real life?

Dream Catcher

sorry this is a long one

"I had a dream about you last night..." 86% of my stories start that way. But you see, pretty much anyone who has hung out with me for longer than a day knows this. The reason: my dreams always consist of real people. Very few of my dreams are like, "yeah me and a group of totally random strangers formed a union and stormed the white house." No no my dreams are, but of course, always interesting and strange and usually do not make sense, however, they always involve people who I am hanging out with at the time. The best part about having dreams almost every night is that the next day I get to tell the person in my dream that they were in fact part of that particular dream and I get to witness a glorious reaction.

Nic: SWEET TELL ME TELL ME

Breezy: Oh Boy....Hey yeah I had a dream about you too!

Danny Boy: ;) We won't tell Bri

Kris:...HAHA what was it?

Shan Man: KRISTI!!!!

Cam: You would

Tay Tay: Naturally

Lay: Again..

Crat/Lash: Was JB there too?

The Fam: What else is new?

                           -Mookie: Did I die?

To which I laugh and explain with intimate detail the contents of my dream that night. Herein lies the question. What happens when you have a dream about a total stranger and then you see this total stranger. Do you tell him/her? Yes. Yes you do, well I do, okay I did. The other night I had a dream that I was in a Karate class and there were only two students. Him and Me. We fought each other and then he designed a website for us. People came from all over the world to see us fight each other as well as random people. We made heaps of money and then I woke up. So I thought, yeah yeah that's a normal dream for me - whateves. BUT THEN I SAW THE OTHER KARATE STUDENT. I saw him at school. Mind you I had never seen him or spoken to him before but regardless of what "social skills" say are acceptable I walked up to him and said:

"Hey I had a dream about you last night." 

He then says to me "I'm sorry what? Do I know you"

Me- "No"

Him-"Oh good I was worried"

I did not know whether to take offense to that or not, so I dismissed it and I told him my dream. Afterward he looked at me and then said

"Thank you, I think" and walked away

Now comes the hard part. I had a dream about a week ago about a boy that I do know. He is in one of my classes and I really like him. Breezy always says to me, "Cait, you do not like him yet because you have not talked to him, you just have a crush on his face" (she's right but don't ever ever tell her). But the only convo I have ever had with this boy was when I was signing up for classes while laying on the floor.

The boy says to me- "Comfy?"

Girl- (really high pitched awkward and nervous laugh) "TOTES!"

Boy- "You look it" then he walked into the bathroom which I did not realize I was laying next to.

Clearly we know each other but not well enough to tell him I had a dream about him. But it is killing me leaving this dream untold. It was not a good dream either - it started off horribly. He and I were paired up in class (against his will) and assigned to go on a date. We went with his best friend and his girlfriend. This kid, lets say Jack, was malicious and down right rude to me. His best friend told me to not to sweat it, and that he would come around. Jack then says, "yeah Cait it's like you don't even know me at all." Then he and I started to date and we went to do laundry together every week...So knowing how I feel about him I clearly can not walk up to him and tell him about this dream I had about him because I don't want him to automatically think I'm creepy. I need him to figure it out on his own, and in slow and minimal doses.

SPOILERS!

We all knew who he was going to pick.
Like it was a shock to anyone?
She's perfect.
Who wouldn't want a life size Barbie with the heart of Mother Teresa.
If you have not guessed by now
THE BACHELOR
     Bradley Womack

CHOSE
      Emily Maynard


Also, did anyone else see how super cute Emily's hair was on "after the final rose"

   

Whale of a tale

GOOFY MOVIES

Perfect

Remember when I did a post about awkward family photos?

         I might have forgotten to mention that my family and I have entered onto the site a couple of times..

Matching fuzzy shirts

                                                                                                     on all three girls

I got a bird for Christmas...and apparently it needed to be documented with figurines in the background and babs' silk jammers

Max in all his glorious youth. Hat.

Mind you we were definitely in a public place

 My sisters. Are tree posers.

tutu

Who let you on the planet

 My fist road trip by myself was to California! Babs, Mookie, Crat, Lash, and I went to the beach!! It was such a nice day and we of course took so many pictures of all of us together.

We found a sweet cave

And a sweet rock.

we had some A.N.T.M. moments

but not really...

It was such an awesome trip! Even if the water was freezing.

How..

The other night Nic and I were hanging out baking cookies! I got a text message from one Mr. Scott Balls. Ha yeah that's his real name - good one right? He tells us that he is having a game night and that we are invited. Nic and I were right in the middle of our little project so we could not very well just up and leave - OUR COOKIES WOULD BURN! So we continued to bake for our friends Cam, Tay, and Lay. They were so sweet to us on our camping trip, and they got us back in time for Breezy's bridal shower. Yeah...silly for us to go but we had a good time. I digress...I do that a lot....It gets to be about ten thirtyish and Nic and I decide to grace Scott and the others with our presence at said "game night."

We called Scott and asked how the game night was going. He said it was over and everyone had left except Jeff and Mike. Little did he know we were making this call from outside of his house. We then preceded to ask if we could use the bathroom and by "we" I mean Nic asked. He said sure, so we walked up to his house. I got to the door and things looked dark inside. Nic told me to just walk into the house and I, being so willing to do anything I'm told, grabbed the handle and marched inside.

A dog came around the corner...Scott does not have a dog....It smelled like smoke.....Scott does not smoke.....It was then that we realized that we were in the wrong house. ONCE AGAIN I say "we" when I really mean ME. I turned around to see Nic walking away...no no let me rephrase RUNNING AWAY, SPRINTING AWAY, GETTING THE HECK OUT OF DODGE while I was caught up with a massive blood hound snatching at my toes! I finally wrestled the dog to the ground and got the door closed! We both booked it down the street...and next door...to Scott's house. Oops. Once safe inside Nic and I bust up laughing. We look at each other and say in perfect unison "TYPICAL US!"

Kid's Shows

sloth

wrath

greed

pride

envy

gluttony

lust

These are the seven deadly sins. Little did you guys know that for last Halloween Breezy, Kris and I were three of the seven deadly sins. Funny right? Yeah we could not find other girls to do it with us so...

Cait: I was greed

Breezy: She was wrath

Kris: She was sloth

(Thats for a different post, closer to Halloween)

But have you ever compared these sins to the show Spongebob Squarepants?

NO?

Yeah me either.

So I looked online and sure enough there were all kinds of people taking this show and comparing it to these sins. You're asking yourself right now, Cait, who is who?

SLOTH: PATRICK STAR

The sin of laziness or unwillingness to act, he lays around every episode and does nothing.

WRATH: SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!

Involves feelings of anger or hatred. He is always mad at Spongebob and hates the way his life is.

GREED: MR. KRABS  You guessed it

The excessive love of money. Every time he is in an episode all he can talk about is MONEY!

PRIDE: SANDY CHEEKS

She has lots of pride for the fact that she is from Texas, a woman, unbelievably strong and a mammal! She lets all the sea critters know that she is a land critter but she does just fine living in the sea.

ENVY: PLANKTON or PEARL

He is always trying to steal the Krusty Krab's secret recipe, never happy with the chum bucket.

She is popular, a cheerleader and yet she is always whining about how she doesn't have the next big thing

GLUTTONY: GARY 

Spongebob is always saying "I have to feed Gary" or " don't forget to feed Gary." It's like a running joke and most of the time when we see Gary, he is....eating.

LUST: SPONGEBOB 

Don't laugh, think about it! Lust is the excessive love of others. Spongbob loves Gary, Patrick, Sandy, The Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, His Pineapple, His boots, and Jelly fishing. He never just kind of likes something, it's balls to the walls with this kid, all or nothing, GO BIG, or go home.

Ginger Dumplings

I secretly (haha not so much a secret now) want to be a ginger. Let me explain. I have this weird obsession with red headed people. Mostly of the male gender but let's be honest, girls to. The way I see it red heads can go one of two ways.

Horribly horribly wrong

Or 

Horribly horribly right :)

Am I right. You never really see or meet a red head in the middle. Never once in my life have I said, "Hey that is an okay looking red head." Now for the disclaimer: you, yourself, and....um you, may feel differently and lump all of the gingers into one wrenched category. I feel bad for all of these people. GINGERS ARE MY FAVORITE. As stated before, weirdly obsessed. I look for them in life and sadly on facebook - it's the glamorous life I lead people. So this is why I want to be one. I find that if I end up being a hot ginger, good for me and if I am not a hot ginger, then at least I have red hair. If that were the case then I would find some old sea hag to turn me into a sweet little mermaid and I could fall in love with ERIC who is just cherries of a man! After that they could make a movie after me!