Attention Libra

So check it out. Most of you who know me, know that I am a pretty outgoing person and that shy is not usually a word associated with describing me. However, if you really really know me you also know that when it comes to boys men I become a twisted mangled wreck like a train off its tracks. My tongue ties itself into knots and shoves itself down my throat and into my stomach. I partly blame all of those chick flicks I'm so obsessed with. HA - making me believe that some super perfect man is going to see me from across the room and walk right up to me and start a conversion. But you see, that would happen in a world where good things happen to me but that's not really where we live. We live in a place where if I see a boy I like, I am usually the one to start the conversation. Ironically however, I can't even remember how to put together the letters H, E, and Y when I am around "him." Trust me peeps I can talk some pretty sweet game to friends, but when it actually comes time to perform I choke like Christina Aguiera at the super bowl.

Me: "HELLO! OO he is so good looking. You know what, I am just going to go up to him and kiss him and he won't even know what hit him." (I really would to Paul Walker)

Friend: "Okay do it."

Me: "Fine." ( I turn and strut towards the man in question and about half way there spin around and walk right back to where I was standing)

Me: "I chickened out"

Friend: "Typical"

Me: "One of these days I'm going to do it!!"

Friend: "Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. RIOT!"

There it is, for all the world to see. I am shy when I get around a boy I like. My hands get sweaty, and my eye starts to twitch. For all intents and purposes I would most likely faint before I could figure out a way to make the sentence come out of my mouth. Then, of course after fainting, I would say something along the lines of "your eyes have a little green in them," after which I would heave my mornings breakfast all over his Nike's. Maybe it's best if I just kept my mouth shut. Then I would never meet anyone and life would go on as intended. My reasoning behind telling you all of this is so maybe you can give me advice. 

ATTENTION: 

Young people under the age of....old. Please please help me. I want him to be wowed and to remember me. Something better then "hey" or "hi." I'm going for memorable here team! I want fireworks, lasers, those little white balls you throw on the floor and they do a mini explosion, and fire breathers. I will accept nothing short of astonishing.   

Your advice most likely will not be used because I am an impaired human being. I just mostly want to see what you would do, and possibly what you think I could do.