Birdies

So today I went to school

I parked my car as usual

Went to class as usual

Came out of class back out to my car as usual.

A BIRD....no, no, let me re-phrase
A FLOCK OF BIRDS took their little behind cannons and took 12 SHOTS!! of poop on my car.

That's right people I parked underneath a light pole. They sat up there chillin all day.
Just waitin to take a dookie all over my car.
OO it took a host of angels to keep me from committing birdie murder.